How to Unmake Existence

1) Ask an incredibly intelligent and persistent supercomputer to divide by zero.
2) Find a djin in a bottle and wish the following, "I wish you would not grant this wish."
3) Explain to God why He cannot logically exist.
4) Explain how God cannot logically not exist to the Atheist Universe.
5) Do both 3 and 4 at the same time.
6) Split a vacum.
7) Reduce the temperature of a star to -6K.
8) Prove mathematically that 1≠1.
9) Prove mathematically that 1=2.
10) Prove logically that -∞=∞.
11) Reach enlightenment and attain perfectly understanding how the world works.
12) Explain to God that since he is the Creator of all things he is the God of evil as well as good and the only way to stop evil is for Him to cease to exist.
13) Say God's true name three times backwards. Standing on your head may or may not help. Probably should do this around 3:00am.
14) Get the Pope to proclaim that God doesn't exist.
15) Create a wormhole that transports the pre-expansion (aka pre-Big Bang) Universe into the present day.
16) Sacrifice a slut to the god of Atheism.
17) Prove scientifically that there is life after death, but not death after life.
18) Construct a Starbucks that is across the street from every other Starbucks in existence.
19) Read the right passage in the Necronomicon to let Yog Sothoth in.
20) Ask God to make a pancake so big that he couldn't eat it.
21) Interogate God on his real motivations for torturing poor Job.
22) Figure out who kept forbidding the books Lovecraft droned on about, and invite him over for tea.
23) Create a test tube baby using the DNA of William Shattner and Patrick Stuart.
24) Give a Mouse a Cookie.
25) When confronted by yourself from the future, who has come back in time to show you how to build the time machine he used to get there, shoot him in the head. Then, for good measure, study your future body carefully and get a tatoo, scar, missing digit, or otherwise permanent affliction that future you clearly lacks.
26) Travel faster than light. Just to be sure, turn on the headlights and race them.
27) Teach the stars to conduct the Universe as a beaurocracy.
28) Ram an unstoppable force into an immovable object. Also good for cracking nuts.
29) Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!
30) Defenestrate yourself through a plate glass window, survive, and explain how you learnt to do it by watching movies to someone with a PhD in physics.
31) Kill a cat 10 times.
32) Abolish the monarchy permanently in England and, just to be sure, every other country. Then bring Arthur back to claim his rightful place as King.
33) Multiply i by pi and get an answer that is both real and rational.
34) Discover the last number in pi.
35) Discover the first number in i.
36) Set Pluto on fire.